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Saturday, November 5

A fresh perspective... R+J in txt spk

Chocolatey type treat for the first person to identify the accurate act and scene numbers....act 8 indeed!


--------------------- Act 1 -----------------------
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Romeo : R u awake? Want 2 chat?
Juliet: O Rom. Where4 art thou?
Romeo: Outside yr window.
Juliet: Stalker!
Romeo: Had 2 come. feeling jiggy.
Juliet: B careful. My family h8 u.
Romeo: Tell me about it. What about u?
Juliet: I'm up for marriage if u are..Is that a bit forward?
Romeo: No. Yes. No. Oh, doesn't matter, 2moro at 9?
Juliet: Luv U xxxx
Romeo: CU then xxxx

--------------------- Act 2 -----------------------
Friar: Do u?
Juliet: I doRomeo: I do

--------------------- Act 3 -----------------------
Juliet: Come bck 2 bed. It's the nightingale not the lark.
Romeo: OK
Juliet: !!! I ws wrong !!!. It's the lark. U gotta go. Or die.
Romeo: Damn. I shouldn’t hv wasted Tybalt & gt banished.
Juliet: When CU again?
Romeo: Soon. Promise. Dry sorrow drinks our blood. Adieu.
Juliet: Miss u big time.

--------------------- Act 4 -----------------------
Nurse: Yr mum says u have 2 marry Paris!!
Juliet: No way. Yuk yuk yuk. Anyway, am married 2 Rom

--------------------- Act 5 -----------------------
Friar: Really? O no. U wl have 2 take potion that makes u look dead.
Juliet: Gr8.

--------------------- Act 6 -----------------------
Romeo: J-why r u not returning my texts?
Romeo: RUOK? Am abroad but phone still works.
Romeo: TEXT ME!
Batty: Bad news. J dead. Sorry m8.

--------------------- Act 7 -----------------------
Romeo: J-wish u wr able 2 read this...am now poisoning & and climbing in yr grave.
LUV U Ju xxxx

--------------------- Act 8 -----------------------
Juliet: R-got yr text! Am alive! Ws faking it! Where RU? Oh...
Friar: V bad situation.
Juliet: Nightmare. LUVU2. Always. Dagger. Ow!!!

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5 Comments:

  • That was funny!

    Act 1 = Act 2 scence 2 (balconey scene)

    Act 2 = Act 2 scene 6

    Act 3 = Act 3 scene 5

    Act 4 = Act 3 scene 5

    Act 5 = Act 4 scene 2

    Act 6 = Act 5 scene 1

    Act 7 = Act 5 scene 3

    Act 8 = Act 5 scene 3

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 3:16 PM  

  • ooops

    Act 7 = Act 5 Scene 1

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 5:08 PM  

  • Aw man, now I've got to check if that's right....I'll get back to you......

    By Blogger Ms B, at 7:11 PM  

  • Might want to recheck 'Act 5...'

    and...

    I think both answers for 'Act 7..' could be construed as being right.

    By Blogger Ms B, at 10:08 PM  

  • This might be right

    Act 5 = Act 4 scene 1

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 9:01 PM  

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